and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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