My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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