I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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