I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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