your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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