So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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