THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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