she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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