Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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