I have demons in me.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
