How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
