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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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