She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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