Are we in a gay sports bar?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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