I'm drive I can fine osifer
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
