My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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