I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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