woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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