YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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