What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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