return my video game
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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