The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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