Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Vodka?
Forever.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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