Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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