he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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