is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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