He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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