She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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