Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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