Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
