Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i love accidental penises.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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