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did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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