Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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