I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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