I wanna bring you to show and tell
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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