p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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