The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
