scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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