I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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