Where is the hickey?
only you would photoshop your dick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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