That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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