watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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