are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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