For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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