We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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