I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize