My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Of course I have a pirate flag
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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