i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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