I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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