hotel room ftw
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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