WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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