butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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