Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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