dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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