I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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