PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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